Many people remember a cool video from a master of song and animation a year ago Harry Patridge, where he confessed his love to Skyrim. And if you remember this, then you probably haven’t forgotten our translation, which, by the way, was created by the joint efforts of blogs. You can watch it immediately under the spoiler below, otherwise you really haven’t seen it
This time we decided to whet your interest and not release the video right away, we hope you didn’t burn anything there in 10 months, because we’re done. Enjoy watching
If anyone is interested, there is text below under the spoilers
What happened to you gamers?
It seems somewhere along the way
You turned from doing good
And so now evil’s holding sway
Rhythm games and fitness games
And even cooking sims!
What else are we to do?
Fight the fight in old Skyrim!
Beyond the frozen tundra
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Where radiant stories bloom
and you can dual wield magic and swords
Use perks just like in Fallout
Defend the family that you’ve reared
Kill dragons just by shouting
You can even have a beard
The game of life’s a drag
It’s filled with homework, filled with books
My job is lame and girls make fun
Of my less than stellar looks
Damn it boy why do you heed
To such shallow, mortal whims?
There’s a battle that needs your steel my son
In the land of old Skyrim!
What happened to you players??
Don’t you see that,
That they betrayed the good path
There is evil all around.
Fitness games, songs,
There is a woman simulator!
What remains for us??
Chop in Skyrim, brother!
There is a region beyond the frozen tundra
Where does the Nord live?
A poem about what will bloom there,
A sword with magic will save!
Download skills
And protect the family!
Kill dragons with obscenities
A beard as a reward.
But you have to play in life,
Work a bunch of books.
And I want to go out with a girl,
I may not be beautiful.
Damn, guy! Stop whining!
What are we talking about!?
Battles await you, son
And the ancient world of Skaaaaaairiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
